I hereby present you with my top ten thoughts during a fourteen hour solo road trip from Vancouver to Edmonton.
One
“McDonald’s breakfast is the best part of a road trip. It’s a good thing McDonald’s doesn’t serve breakfast all day because I would be powerless to resist the hashbrowns and would end up weighing 800 pounds and have to be lifted out of my house by a crane.”
Two
“Is it weird that I’m a girl and I like listening to sports talk radio? I love when guys with super thick hoser accents call in and yell about stuff that makes no sense.”
Three
“Hinton smells.”
Four
“Which Hanson sings lead on MMMBop? I think it’s Zac.”
Five
“GOT ME LOOKIN’ SO CRAZY RIGHT NOW YOUR LOVE’S GOT ME LOOKIN’ SO CRAZY RIGHT NOW GOT ME LOOKIN’ SO CRAZY RIGHT NOW YOUR TOUCH GOT ME LOOKIN’ SO CRAZY RIGHT NOW”
Six
“‘In his hand are the depths of the earth; the heights of the mountains are his also’/ How Majestic is Your Name in all the earth.”
Seven
“No, it’s totally Taylor.”
Eight
“This fun. song would be so much better without the stupid autocorrect vocal interlude. Just thrown in a guitar solo, gosh.”
Nine
“Chilliwack smells.”
Ten
“Oh crap, it’s Tuesday. What am I going to do for my blog post?”
It is FOR SURE Taylor. Before his voice changed. Zac sings lead on “Lucy” from that album, in case you were wondering.
You’re MODERATING comments now?????? Fascist!
I was always moderating them! But it used to recognize if you’d had one comment previously approved and then it’d approve you automatically. I will investigate.
I get a lot of spam you know, it’s how I know I’m popular.
Also I can’t believe that I have never heard of this “Fun.” band that has 94 million views on YouTube. Where have I been?
Maple Ridge.
I love Sports Radio, too, Sarah! Esp when those “Canuck Fans” call in who think they know everything about hockey, but really only ends yelling for trades.
I’m so glad I’m not alone. I seriously listened to the Team 1260 morning show driving from Edmonton all the way to Hinton. Jason Strudwick was guest hosting and it was great.